Bullseye

Bullseye is a vintage, stylised, ragdoll horse toy, who features as a supporting character in the multi-billion dollar ‘Toy Story’ franchise, created by Pixar Animation Studios. He is first introduced in ‘Toy Story 2’ (1999), but also appears in ‘Toy Story 3’ (2010), ‘Toy Story 4’ (2019) and the television special ‘Toy Story Toons’ (2014).

A bay horse, with a pink muzzle, and equipped with a detachable Western saddle, Bullseye was a main cast member in the fictitious television show ‘Woody’s Roundup’, in which he was the horse belonging to the lead character, Sheriff Woody. However, by the time of ‘Toy Story 2’, he is – along with former fellow co-star, Jessie, the yodelling cowgirl – in the possession of Albert ‘Al’ McWhiggin, a greedy, middle-aged toy collector, and has been kept in storage for many years. Stolen by Al, a.k.a. the ‘Chicken Man’, during a yard sale, Woody is reunited with the former members of the ‘Roundup’ gang and discovers his heritage.

Unlike Woody and Jessie, Bullseye has no pull-string and consequently no voice, as such, although he does have soulful, expressive eyes and neighs and whinnies, as might be expected of a horse. Bullseye is, nonetheless, a highly animated character, whose behaviour is often more akin to that of a dog than a horse. He is fiercely loyal and affectionate towards other characters, not least Jessie and Woody, and is known for his carefree, playful spirit, and his gentle, sweet, if rather sensitive, disposition. Bullseye is not short of courage, but does tuck, or clamp his tail, and hide, often behind Jessie, when anxious or afraid. At the lighter end of his emotional scale, his doglike behaviour extends to licking the other characters when he is excited. At such times, he can also be delightfully uncoordinated.

Woody often tells his trusty steed, “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” and in the airport scene in ‘Toy Story 2’ Bullseye does just that. In the first instance, he catches up with a baggage train, while carrying both Woody and Buzz Lightyear and, in the second, somehow manages to keep up with an airliner approaching take-off speed.

BoJack Horseman

As his name suggests, BoJack Horseman is a bipedal, anthropomorhic horse, who is the titular character of the animated television of the same name, created by Raphael Bob-Waksberg. A Netflix original series, BoJack Horseman was screened exclusively on that platform for six seasons, comprising 76 episodes in total, between 2014 and 2020.

Voiced by Canadian-American actor and comedian Will Arnett, BoJack Horseman had previously portrayed ‘The Horse’, a young, bachelor horse in the popular situation comedy ‘Horsin’ Around’, which purportedly premiered on ABC in 1987 and lasted for nine seasons. However, in the wake of the show, living mainly on royalties rather than new projects, he has become a bitter, misanthropic, curmudgeon, self-loathing and, often, self-destructive, yet nonetheless prone to wallowing in self-pity.

Arnett once said that he was drawn to the BoJack Horseman character because of his ability to be “lovable and unloveable at the same time”. A largely unrepentent narcissist, depressive, alcholic and drug addict, BoJack struggles to form, and maintain, positive relationships with the people around them. Indeed, he is frequently guilty of selfish, cowardly, and wicked acts that make him easy to hate. However, even so often, despite his struggles, Bojack demonstrates that he is, at heart, an intelligent, throughtful and sympathetic person, who does actually care deeply about the few people he calls friends.

Bojack Horseman deals with dark, adult themes, as well as sexual content, but balances the gloomier moments with outrageous, often hilarious, humour. The stark reality of its existential narrative is tempered by a genuinely satirical look at the city of Hollywood, California and its culture, celebrity status, or lack of it, and so on. Indeed, the series has been critically acclaimed for all these reasons, plus its character development, animation style and the profundity of the voice performances, not least that by Arnett.

Various real-lif celebrities, including Matthew Perry, Chris Farley, Bog Saget, Tim Allen and David Letterman, have been suggested as providing inspiration for the BoJack Horseman character. However, Bob-Waksberg has said that he is, in fact, a composite archetype, based on numerous celebrities who found fame during the era in which the fictional ‘Horsin’ Around’ series was set, in the late eighties and early nineties.

Mr. Horse

As his name suggests, Mr. Horse is an anthropomorphic horse, who makes various cameo appearances in the ‘Ren & Stimpy Show’, an animated comedy television series that was created by John Kricfalusi and originally screened on Nickleodeon for five seasons, and 52 episodes, between 1991 and 1995. For the uninititiated, the titular characters are Ren Hoek, a neurotic chihuahua, and Stimpson ‘Stimpy’ J. Cat, a dopy, but obliviously joyful, and harmless Manx cat. Mr. Horse was voiced by series creator John Kricfalusi for the first two seasons and thereafter by Billy West, who also took over the role of Ren Hoek.

Routinely bipedal, but occasionally quadrupedal – when depicting a regular horse – Mr. Horse is a rather eccentric, but nonetheless straight-talking, thoughtful character, who acts as a foil for Ren and Stimpy in some of the diverse, often bizarre, plotlines. The Ren & Stimpy Show is characterised by surreal, often disturbing, content, dark humour and satirical themes. However, Mr. Horse appears in a wide variety of smaller, intermittent roles, often unconnected to the main plot, in which his dry, sarcastic wit and deadpan delivery provide provide a perfect contrast to the main protagonists, thereby emphasising their absurdity. His oft-repeated catchphrase, “No sir, I don’t like it,” usually uttered after weighing up a product, or situation, is a recurring joke throughout his various appearances.

As such, Mr. Horse is one of the most popular recurring, supporting players in The Ren & Stimpy Show. His various roles include a tester for kitty litter, a soldier, a spokesman for the United Nations, a dog show judge, a pilot and a party guest, to name but a few. In ‘Rubber Nipple Salesmen’, which is the fifth episode of the second season, Mr. Horse plays a prospective customer who, it is strongly implied, keeps a captive walrus as a sexual slave. In the break with the norm, he displays panick-stricken paranoia, believing that Ren and Stimpy are, in fact, FBI agents. Having realised his mistake, and turned down the offer of rubber nipples, Mr. Horse produces a distressed walrus from behind his back, who implores the pair, “Call the police.”

Smarty Jones

Owned by Roy ‘Chappy’ Chapman and his wife, Patricia – after whose late mother, Milly ‘Smarty Jones’ McNair, he was named – Smarty Jones is best remembered for winning the Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes in 2004, but failing by just a length to win the American Triple Crown. Foaled at Fairthorne Farm, Pennsylvania on February 28, 2001, Smarty Jones was originally destined to be handled by Robert ‘Bobby’ Camac, but following his murder on December 6, 2001, the Chapmans turned instead to little-known trainer John Servis.

Smarty Jones won his first race, a maiden special weight over six furlongs at Philadelphia Park, by 7¾ lengths on November 9, 2003 and followed up, by 15 lengths, in the Pennsylvania Nursery Stakes, over seven furlongs at Turf Paradise two weeks later. He spent the winter at Oakland Park, Arkansas, where the racecourse authority introduced a $5 million bonus for any horse that won the Rebel Stakes, Arkansas Derby and Kentucky Derby.

Ridden by Canadian-born jockey Stewart Elliott, as he was on all nine career starts, Smarty Jones duly won the Rebel Stakes by 3¼ lengths and the Arkansas Derby by 1½ lengths to give his connections a chance of winning the bonus. Sent off favourite at Churchill Downs on May 1, 2004, he took over from the trailblazing Lion Heart approaching the final furlong and was ridden out to win by 2¾ lengths. In so doing, he became the first unbeaten Kentucky Derby since Seattle Slew in 1977 and made Elliott the first first jockey for 25 years to win the ‘Run for the Roses’ at the first attempt.

An impressive, 11½-length victory in the Preakness Stakes was followed by defeat by the largely unconsidered Birdstone in the Belmont Stakes to bring his career to a less-than-perfect end. Nevertheless, Smarty Jones won eight of his nine races and, including the $5 million bonus, over £7.6 million in total prize money.

Seattle Slew

Foaled on February 15, 1974, Seattle Slew was, at the time of his death on May 7, 2002, the only horse to win the American Triple Crown while undefeated. Since then, the only other horse to do so was Justify, in 2018, who is descended from Seattle Slew through perhaps the best known of his offspring, 1992 Horse of the Year A.P. Indy.

Originally trained by William ‘Billy’ Turner Jr. and ridden by French-American jockey Jean Cruguet, Seattle Slew raced just three times as a juvenile. He did, however, win all three starts, including the Grade 1 Champagne Stakes at Belmont Park – at the time, the most important race of its kind in the United States – which was sufficient to be named Champion Two-Year-Old in 1976.

After three preparatory races, in which he was sent off at long odds-on, Seattle Slew duly became the tenth winner of the American Triple Crown, clinching the championship with a comfortable, 4-length victory over Run Dusty Run in the Belmont Stakes, with Cruguet celeberating prematurely, some way from the finish line. Controversy followed, with Seattle Slew managing only a distant fourth, beaten 16 lengths, in the Swap Stakes at Hollywood Park on his next start, a defeat that ultimately led to Turner being fired and replaced by Douglas Peterson. Seattle Slew was beaten twice more as a four-year-old, by a neck and by a nose, but still finished his career with 14 wins from 17 starts and just over $1.2 million in prize money.

Following his retirement from racing, Seattle Slew stood at stud at Spendthrift Farm in Lexington and Three Chimneys Farm in Midway. He eventually died in his sleep at Hill ‘n’ Dale Farm in Paris, Kentucky on May 7, 2002 – 25 years to the day after winning the Kentucky Derby – at the age of 28. Co-owner Mickey Taylor said of him, “He was the most complete Thoroughbred the industy has ever seen. He just kept raising the bar with every record he broke.”